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These are some lies we made up about Wyandotte.
A space man from planet Neptune may regularly be observed peeping through building windows in Wyandotte before dawn.
A fantastically scary phantom may be witnessed time and again in Mamajuda Island Shoal before dawn seeking a box. One thing's for sure, it's a bloodcurdling spirit that you don't want to come across at night.
The phantom of an elderly gold digger with a sizeable mustache and a wooden right leg has sometimes been spotted in Affolter Park before dawn swallowing orange juice. In any event, it undoubtedly is a bloodcurdling phantom that any sound person wouldn't wish to come across.
The ghost of a waitress is sometimes perceived browsing through garbage cans on a Wyandotte street. A number of people claim this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was murdered while driving through Wyandotte many years ago.
A gargantuan addax has been said to have been made out on numerous instances drifting down Allen Drain late at night.
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Chupacabra may every now and then be seen on a Wyandotte avenue around midnight.
An alien from another planet was noticed at Crystal Bay very late at night gazing down into the water.
The ghost of an elderly Indian chief appeared in Hole-in-the-Wall before sunrise struggling to deposit a dead body. There are additional tales concerning
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this ghost in the vicinity. If you listen to the people who live here, this phantom takes pleasure in scaring unwise people who have the nerve to upset the serenity in Wyandotte.
A space invader was spotted hanging in the air like a helium balloon in Wyandotte.
A black as coal cockroach that shape-shifted into a lady appeared struggling to snatch something right by the entrance to Bald Mountain State Park. Many sightings of this ghost have been conveyed. Whatever folks utter, this ghost undoubtedly is scary; one that should be let alone.
The martian commander of an alien spacecraft was distinguished gazing at an old woman sleeping on a mattress in a home in Wyandotte.
An extremely large rhinoceros was spotted trying on clothes in a Wyandotte building.
An extraterrestrial explorer from outer space has regularly been seen scrambling up from a storm drain on a Wyandotte avenue late at night.
The ghost of a homeless guy is frequently distinguished nosing around in mailboxes before dawn in Wyandotte.
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scary beast is known to have been made out on a handful of instances performing a melody on a flute in a Wyandotte mobile home.
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Ghost Sightings From Wyandotte
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Ghost Sightings From Wyandotte
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
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