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These are some lies we made up about Whittemore.
Aristotle can repeatedly be distinguished drifting along on Buchanan Creek late at night.
A very large civet can be perceived very often burying a corpse by a sizeable boulder in Au Gres River Roadside Park on a dark night.
A giant wolverine has from time to time been noticed in a desolate location near Whittemore.
An enormous ibex is occasionally witnessed walking next to a dark highway near Whittemore.
The ghost of an elderly Indian chief is known to have been perceived on numerous instances slurping gas from a gas pump at a fuel station in Whittemore. If you listen to the people who live here, this phantom could be the spirit of a local who passed on here in Whittemore some time ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Whittemore
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Ghost Sightings From Whittemore
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
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