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These are some lies we made up about Weston.
A gargantuan hare has supposedly been witnessed on frequent occasions having a seat at the kitchen counter in a Weston residence.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another world can often be spotted heaving bricks into the water at Abbott Drain very late at night.
A Velociraptor has every now and then been seen looking at folks in a Weston trailer through an air vent.
A giant cony is once in a while observed in a desolate place close to Weston.
The phantom of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead is known to have been spotted on several occasions mailing an envelope at a Weston post office.
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Ghost Sightings From Weston
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Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
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