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These are some lies we made up about West Branch.
A space invader from planet Neptune may be witnessed very frequently mounted on a mare by the side of a road near West Branch.
Christopher Columbus has now and then been observed drifting along Brewery Creek at the stroke of midnight.
An alien from outer space is from time to time spotted in Irons Park before sunrise burying a body by a big rock.
The ghost of a train driver has supposedly been spotted on a handful of occasions staggering through a house close to West Branch.
A huge mynah bird may sometimes be distinguished up on the peak of Cook Hills demolishing a hat.
A space invader was observed under a scary soaring tree in Ogemaw State Forest seeking a book.
An Iguanodon showed up ascending out of Foose Swamp covered in dirty water late in the night.
A very large platypus was noticed wandering through a West Branch neighborhood graveyard.
One of the three Little Pigs came into view reading a book beside
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Geory Spring in the early morning hours.
An martian explorer from space was spotted grasping a cranium along a wild highway in the vicinity of West Branch at the stroke of midnight.
An alien from another galaxy was perceived staying in a derelict farmhouse in West Branch.
The spirit of a gravely mangled hunter hauling a dead moose
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has often been distinguished standing by a wild road in the vicinity of West Branch. One of the residents definitely claims that this spirit may very well be a celebrated former time local of West Branch.
The extraterrestrial commander of a flying saucer is often made out in Bay City State Park near the park headquarters flashing a lantern.
A gargantuan prairie dog has supposedly been distinguished on a small number of instances traveling on a motorcycle on a shady highway near West Branch.
A space alien from planet Pluto can repeatedly be spotted in an apartment in West Branch.
The spirit of a young-looking woman with a wire around her neck has every so often been witnessed pacing by the side of a secluded highway close to West Branch.
Plato is occasionally witnessed appearing in a restroom mirror.
A gentleman lacking a head has been said to have been distinguished on numerous instances at the stroke of midnight following a passing Chevy on a shadowy road close to West Branch. One thing's for sure, it's
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a scary ghost that should be kept away from.
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Ghost Sightings From West Branch
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Ghost Sightings From West Branch
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
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