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An extraterrestrial from the cosmos has often been perceived by a guy camping at a campground right next door to Watervliet.
The phantom of a guy having on a police force uniform is regularly seen on a dark night floating down on Mill Creek. One thing's for guaranteed, it in all certainty is a chilling ghost that you wouldn't want to run into before sunrise.
The ghost of an elderly guy with a long gray beard has supposedly been spotted on numerous occasions seated in a beanbag in a home in Watervliet.
A very large guanaco may repeatedly be seen screaming at the observer to stay away by a lamppost in Watervliet.
A space alien may be seen very frequently walking from mobile home to mobile home at midnight on a Watervliet road.
An Iguanodon has sometimes been noticed climbing out of Mills Lake drenched in mud at night.
A gigantic chipmunk is once in a while spotted rummaging around in a freezer in the kitchen of a Watervliet
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home late in the night.
The phantom of a guy sporting soldier's attire has been said to have been made out on numerous occasions seeking a picture near Potato Creek State Park. It has been claimed that this individual ghost likes frightening foolish folks who have the guts to disrupt the quiet in Watervliet.
Cinderella may now and then
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be witnessed gazing at people in a Watervliet building through a door crack.
An martian voyager from space was spotted smoking a cigar near the entrance to Indiana Dunes National Lakeshore.
A medieval knight's armor without a person inside appeared in a secluded neighborhood in close proximity to Watervliet. When the observer appeared the ghost ran off. If you talk to the locals, this phantom may be the soul of a resident who passed on here in Watervliet many years ago.
A gigantic sloth was witnessed walking by a gloomy road close to Watervliet.
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Ghost Sightings From Watervliet
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Ghost Sightings From Watervliet
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
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