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These are some lies we made up about Waterford.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead can be distinguished time and again staring down into the water at Coles Bay before dawn. Folks here argue that this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was killed while driving through Waterford long ago.
The alien navigator of a UFO has now and then been perceived spitting at passing cars along a shadowy highway near Waterford.
The ghost of a gentleman wearing an armed forces uniform is now and then observed beside the shore at Cass Lake reading a newspaper. A local person declares that this ghost is that of a local person who had a house here in Waterford before the present.
The armor of a medieval knight with no person inside has allegedly been seen on a handful of instances in Beaudette Park at night looking for someone.
A gargantuan mountain goat can every so often be witnessed sending a package at a Waterford post office.
A space alien from planet Saturn is often witnessed
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crying mid stream in Pontiac Creek.
A space invader from another planet can frequently be perceived up on the apex of Mount Judah yelling.
Johann Sebastian Bach may be noticed repeatedly sipping regular from a gasoline pump at a refueling station in Waterford.
A partially see-through guy clothed as the skipper of a oil tanker has
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from time to time been perceived talking into the thin air as if someone besides was near. Nevertheless, it is unquestionably a creepy phantom that you wouldn't wish to come across at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of a youthful man in a confederate uniform is from time to time seen flashing a lamp near the entrance to Bald Mountain State Park.
The spirit of a bum is rumored to have been seen on a few occasions peeking through apartment windows in Waterford on a dark night.
The ghost of an old hag was perceived browsing through trash cans on a Waterford road. The ghost was swallowed by the thin air after being perceived.
An extraterrestrial emerged on a Waterford residential road after midnight.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an alien spaceship showed up looking at an old woman sleeping in an armchair in a residence in Waterford.
A colossal ocelot was made out in a grocery store in the Waterford area.
A gentleman with a sizeable hole through his chest has repeatedly been noticed struggling
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out from a manhole on a Waterford road in the early morning hours. In any event, this ghost unquestionably is terrifying; one that any rational person would not want to encounter.
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Ghost Sightings From Waterford
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Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
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