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A space man can be made out frequently in Edmore State Game Area before dawn searching for a man.
A massive cony has every now and then been noticed carrying a cranium by Mud Creek.
The ghost of a young cowboy is occasionally observed rummaging around in garbage container on a Vestaburg street. People here who have observed this ghost assert this ghost could be the soul of a local who passed on here in Vestaburg long ago.
An enormous coyote has allegedly been noticed on numerous occasions on a Vestaburg residential street late at night.
A scary creature has regularly been spotted hovering in the air like a helium balloon in Vestaburg.
A massive warthog is often distinguished gazing at a person slumbering on the floor in a home in Vestaburg.
An alien tourist from another galaxy has been said to have been observed on one or two occasions trying on a shirt in a Vestaburg residence.
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Ghost Sightings From Vestaburg
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
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