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An alien has from time to time been witnessed tossing chunks of concrete into the flowing water at Blackjack Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise.
Archimedes is sometimes seen trying to locate another ghost beside Irontone Springs late in the night.
An alien voyager from outer space has been said to have been noticed on several instances glancing at the panorama from the highest spot of Watson Hills at the stroke of midnight.
A space man from Venus may occasionally be observed mounted on a donkey next to a highway right next door to Vanderbilt.
A space man from outer space has often been seen walking through a home close to Vanderbilt.
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Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
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