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An enormous wildcat was witnessed at Buchanan Creek at the stroke of midnight tossing rocks into the flowing water.
A decapitated man was spotted in a mirror in a Twining apartment; the ghost was solely to be seen in the mirror. When seen the ghost moved toward the viewer who then ran off.
The spirit of a surgeon with a blood-covered uniform has regularly been witnessed glancing over Omer Plains around midnight.
An extraterrestrial from another world is rumored to have been distinguished on one or two occasions searching for a map underneath a parked Honda in a Twining parking lot before sunrise.
The alien navigator of an unidentified flying object may regularly be seen in a Twining area grocery store, wandering the aisles.
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Ghost Sightings From Twining
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
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