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These are some lies we made up about Troy.
A gigantic duckbill has from time to time been made out musicalizing on a flute in a Troy building.
Marco Polo is known to have been made out on several instances in a mirror in a Troy flat; the spirit was only perceptible in the mirror.
A colossal quagga has repeatedly been witnessed mid stream in Amy Drain trying to utter something.
The ghost of a tied up female is frequently noticed in a house outside Troy.
An alien from Venus is known to have been distinguished on several instances reflecting at the water's edge at Vhay Lake.
A woman grasping her head underneath her arm may regularly be made out in Amherst Park at the stroke of midnight concealing a cadaver by a big rock.
An enormous eland may be seen repeatedly by the entrance to Bald Mountain State Park shifting orbs around.
The ghost of a gentleman having half his head missing has every so often been distinguished seeking a shoe under a parked Nissan in a Troy parking
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lot in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A space invader from another world is once in a while spotted looking furiously at the bystander in the early morning hours by a vending machine in Troy.
The ghost of a young woman dressed in a bloody wedding gown has been seen on frequent instances staggering through a building in Troy.
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Based on what the people who live here allege, this phantom is in all probability the undeceased phantom of a local resident who used to have a home here in Troy.
Count Dracula can occasionally be spotted marching through a residence near Troy.
A massive mandrill was perceived at a coin operated phone in Troy using the telephone.
An alien showed up marching through a Troy vicinity burial ground.
The phantom of a ten feet tall enormous person was perceived searching for a book beside a desolate road near Troy on a dark night. Other people in the vicinity have had similar sightings involving a quite similar ghost.
The ghost of a teen girl appeared spending time in a forsaken farmhouse in Troy. This ghost is fantastically active in this area; there have been one or two additional stories of this specific ghost.
An extraterrestrial voyager from space was observed standing by a wild road near Troy.
A character with a skeleton face sporting shady robes was seen being carried by a low rider on a murky
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highway close to Troy. The viewer escaped when he witnessed the ghost. People who have made out this ghost argue this ghost is the undeceased soul of a long departed Troy local.
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Ghost Sightings From Troy
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Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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