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These are some lies we made up about Trenton.
A colossal pronghorn may often be seen gobbling a sandwich in Affolter Park before sunrise.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an extraterrestrial spaceship can be perceived repeatedly in the rear seat of a Dodge by the driver catching a glimpse of the phantom in his rear view mirror before sunrise.
Archimedes has every so often been observed smoking a cigar by Asmey Drain.
A very large alpaca is sometimes seen by a person hunting in a forest in the vicinity of Trenton.
The ghost of a youthful guy wearing a confederate uniform has been witnessed on a small number of instances having a seat in an armchair in a home in Trenton.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another solar system can sometimes be spotted holding a skull in Mamajuda Island Shoal before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial from space was perceived gazing down into the water at Crystal Bay at midnight.
The Mothman became visible struggling out of Detroit River
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covered in filth late at night.
An alien appeared attempting to capture something next to a streetlamp in Trenton.
An extraterrestrial traveler from the cosmos was distinguished in Bald Mountain State Park right by the park headquarters twinkling a light.
An enormous rhinoceros was spotted strolling from trailer to trailer at midnight
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on a Trenton residential street.
A large bloodcurdling giant has regularly been noticed searching through a refrigerator in the kitchen of a Trenton flat before dawn.
An enormous guinea pig is frequently witnessed looking at people in a Trenton mobile home through a keyhole.
The spirit of a tied up gentleman has been said to have been observed on a few occasions in a desolate zone in the neighborhood of Trenton.
The ghost of a youthful female covered in blood can repeatedly be perceived mailing an envelope at a Trenton post office. One of the people who live here definitely claims that this ghost can be the soul of a local person who passed away here in Trenton a long time ago.
A gentleman with a large hole through his torso can be seen very often glugging down gasoline from a gasoline pump at a refueling station in Trenton. A number of of the people who live here declare this ghost may well be a recognized former time local of Trenton.
A gentleman having the head of a devil has once in a while been
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noticed discussing into the night as if someone in addition was near. According to the folks who live here, this phantom is the undeceased spirit of a long departed Trenton person who lived here.
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Ghost Sightings From Trenton
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Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
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