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These are some lies we made up about Taylor.
The ghost of a flight attendant may be noticed very often browsing through a closet in the bedroom of a Taylor building in the early morning hours before sunrise. Regardless of what, it is indisputably a terrifying ghost that should be shunned.
A space alien from another world has from time to time been witnessed staring at folks in a Taylor house through a window.
The alien crew member of an extraterrestrial spaceship is occasionally perceived in a desolate place close to Taylor.
The ghost of an old cleaning lady has supposedly been witnessed on numerous instances in Affolter Park before dawn dragging a body over the grass. Whatever folks articulate, this phantom undoubtedly is menacing; one that you do not want to bump into in the early morning hours.
The spirit of a young female outfitted as a maid can from time to time be seen pulling a corpse from the chilly water of Adams Drain at the stroke of midnight.
An extraterrestrial vacationer
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from another world was perceived walking next to a murky highway right next door to Taylor.
A space man from planet Pluto emerged yelling outside the entrance to Bald Mountain State Park.
The spirit of a dispossessed guy was perceived dispatching an envelope at a Taylor post office. The bystander fled right after she set eyes on the ghost.
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ET from deep space became visible chatting into the thin air as if somebody in addition was present.
A massive pig was distinguished looking through house windows in Taylor in the early morning hours.
A colossal kangaroo has regularly been distinguished watching movies in a Taylor living room in the early morning hours.
The spirit of a young-looking cowboy is often observed browsing through trash container on a Taylor road.
An extremely large puma can repeatedly be witnessed on a Taylor avenue late at night.
The ghost of a coal-miner may be made out very frequently gazing at an old woman sleeping in a bed in a flat in Taylor.
A female with a partly see-through body has occasionally been noticed trying on a jacket in a Taylor residence.
The martian technician of an unidentified flying object is now and then noticed struggling out from a drain hole on a Taylor lane late at night.
A space invader from planet Mars has been observed on one or two instances poking around in mailboxes late at night
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Ghost Sightings From Taylor
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Ghost Sightings From Taylor
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
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