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These are some lies we made up about Swartz Creek.
The Ugly Duckling may often be made out smoking a pipe at midnight on a lawn in Swartz Creek.
A huge woodchuck can be seen repeatedly by Atherton Drain reading a newspaper.
Henry VIII has every so often been noticed seated at the dining table in a Swartz Creek building clutching a cranium.
A gigantic alpaca is sometimes observed strolling through a building in Swartz Creek.
The martian commander of an alien spacecraft has allegedly been observed on several instances riding on a horse along a road near Swartz Creek.
A lady with her arms removed can now and then be distinguished wandering through a building near Swartz Creek. A number of of the locals claim this ghost is the tormented spirit of a long forgotten Swartz Creek local person.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another solar system was perceived at a public phone in Swartz Creek making a telephone call.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy materialized
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reasoning in Bay City State Park right by the park headquarters.
A colossal lizard was observed marching through a Swartz Creek area burial ground.
A space man showed up crying out names by a desolate road near Swartz Creek before sunrise.
The alien crew member of an unidentified flying object was noticed hanging out in a vacant
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farmhouse in Swartz Creek.
The Mothman was seen riding on a moped on a murky road next to Swartz Creek.
An ET from planet Neptune has regularly been spotted in a Swartz Creek apartment.
A soldier's uniform wandering around without a body in it is repeatedly perceived striding by the side of a secluded highway near Swartz Creek. Regardless of what, it's a chilling phantom that any commonsensical person wouldn't want to run into.
An extremely large bear has supposedly been distinguished on a small number of instances becoming visible in a bedroom mirror.
The phantom of a civil war fighter can repeatedly be witnessed resting on a bench in a home near Swartz Creek. It has been said that this exact ghost is that of a person who dwelled here in Swartz Creek before the present. No matter what people say, it without a doubt is a terrifying phantom that should be kept away from.
An enormous mink can be perceived very frequently in the rear seat of a Chrysler by the driver seeing the ghost in her rear view mirror
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Ghost Sightings From Swartz Creek
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Ghost Sightings From Swartz Creek
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
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