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A guy with no head can every so often be perceived by an old woman fishing by a lake in the vicinity of South Rockwood. According to the people who live here, this ghost gets pleasure from terrifying foolish people who come trying to locate ghosts in South Rockwood.
A huge hyena has frequently been distinguished resting in an armchair in an apartment in South Rockwood.
A very large chinchilla is often noticed by Mouille March hollowing out a hollow.
The phantom of an old gold digger with a large beard and a wooden right leg has supposedly been witnessed on numerous instances pacing from house to house in the early morning hours on a South Rockwood residential street. Scores of local residents allege this ghost may very well be a renowned days gone by inhabitant of South Rockwood.
An alien from planet Mars can frequently be spotted at East Lead at the stroke of midnight looking down into the water.
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The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
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