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The ghost of a tied up man has often been distinguished standing by a deserted highway in close proximity to Southgate. A number of of the folks here allege this ghost is the undead soul of a long dead Southgate local. Regardless of what, it's a frightening phantom that should be shunned.
Goldilocks is repeatedly observed being carried by a low rider on a dark highway near Southgate.
The ghost of a young lady drenched in blood has been distinguished on a small number of occasions in a mobile home in Southgate. According to the folks who live here, this phantom is the phantom of a traveler that was killed while driving through Southgate in the past. Regardless of what folks articulate, it's sure a bloodcurdling ghost that you wouldn't wish to come across at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of an aged hag may often be noticed in a Southgate apartment.
An extraterrestrial from Jupiter can be witnessed very frequently appearing in a restroom mirror.
A very large koala has every so often been witnessed after midnight
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hurrying after a passing Honda on a gloomy highway outside Southgate.
A massive donkey is sometimes perceived trimming bushes in the side garden of a residence in Southgate.
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Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
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