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These are some lies we made up about Southgate.
An ET can every so often be noticed glugging down soda pop late in the night on a sidewalk in Southgate.
The ghost of a guy sporting a police uniform has repeatedly been observed marching through a trailer in Southgate.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead is frequently observed articulating into the air in Affolter Park at midnight.
A very large newt is known to have been perceived on frequent occasions tossing pieces of wood into the flowing water at Allen Drain before sunrise.
An alien voyager from another galaxy may repeatedly be perceived mounted on a mule by the side of a road near Southgate.
The ghost of a man wearing a military outfit has from time to time been observed crying at the water at Point Hennepin. Lots of folks who live here claim this phantom may be the spirit of a resident who died here in Southgate some decades ago. One thing's for certain, it's a chilling ghost that is preferably not
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upset.
An armor from the middle ages lacking a human being inside is occasionally distinguished staring in Mamajuda Island Shoal at the stroke of midnight.
A space man from space is known to have been perceived on a small number of instances by Baby Creek trying to state something.
A Stegosaurus may sometimes be made out pacing
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through a flat near Southgate.
The martian commander of an alien spacecraft was distinguished shining a kerosene lamp in Bald Mountain State Park near the ranger station.
The ghost of a female with a plastic bag strapped around her head became visible at a pay phone in Southgate using the telephone. Additional folks close by have had similar experiences with an almost identical ghost. Residents say that this ghost could be a famous yesteryear inhabitant of Southgate. Anyhow, it's sure a frightening ghost that you wouldn't want to encounter late in the night.
An enormous iguana was seen strolling through a Southgate vicinity burial ground.
A big chilling ghost was seen crying out names in the middle of a wild highway close to Southgate at night. This ghost is very active in this area; there have been numerous other accounts of this individual ghost. One of the folks who live here definitely argues that this ghost is possibly the stressed ghost of a person who used to live here in Southgate. In any event, this
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is an unfriendly ghost that any sane person wouldn't want to come across.
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Ghost Sightings From Southgate
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Ghost Sightings From Southgate
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
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