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These are some lies we made up about Smiths Creek.
A gigantic puppy is every now and then distinguished pacing in the middle of a desolate highway close to Smiths Creek.
An alien tourist from deep space has allegedly been made out on a handful of occasions in Kimball Township Park after midnight shining a lantern.
The spirit of an airline pilot can once in a while be spotted resting on the floor in a mobile home close to Smiths Creek.
The ghost of a muscular lumberjack grasping a large axe was noticed crying out names of people by Alpine Drain. This ghost is extremely active in this vicinity; there have been many additional reports of this precise ghost.
An ET from another planet appeared in the rear seat of a car by the driver spotting the ghost in his rear view mirror at night.
A frightening skeleton showed up pulling up weeds in the back garden of a residence in Smiths Creek. This is one of those ghosts that is observed frequently in the vicinity.
A very large deer was made out near Algonac
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State Park going bananas.
A huge alpaca was distinguished by a woman canoeing in a river next to Smiths Creek.
Bigfoot has frequently been witnessed having a seat on a bench in a building in Smiths Creek.
A colossal skunk is frequently seen seeking a book by a streetlight in Smiths Creek.
An alien has purportedly been made
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out on many occasions marching from apartment to apartment before dawn on a Smiths Creek residential street.
A gentleman that shifted shape into a vampire may repeatedly be spotted rummaging around in a freezer in the kitchen of a Smiths Creek home before dawn. Residents here who have made out this ghost assert this ghost might be a renowned yesteryear dweller of Smiths Creek. No matter what people state, it's a terrifying ghost that you wouldn't want to meet before sunrise.
A luminous human body can be seen very often staring at folks in a Smiths Creek mobile home through a keyhole. Locals assert that this ghost is almost certainly the tormented ghost of a local who used to live here in Smiths Creek. One thing is for guaranteed, it is indisputably a frightening ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
The phantom of a pregnant female has once in a while been perceived in a secluded location next to Smiths Creek.
A beheaded gentleman is every so often noticed hitch-hiking by a murky road near Smiths Creek.
A massive snake has been seen on a few instances swallowing regular from a pump at a refueling station in Smiths Creek.
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Ghost Sightings From Smiths Creek
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The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
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