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A massive pronghorn may repeatedly be seen slurping water in the middle of Cox Drain.
Marco Polo can be noticed very frequently posting a packet at a Silverwood post office.
An ET has every now and then been observed sipping gas from a pump at a refueling station in Silverwood.
A gigantic lemur is every now and then perceived discussing into the night as if somebody in addition was present.
An alien voyager from deep space may sometimes be spotted walking a dog in the early morning hours before sunrise on a shady Silverwood lane.
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Ghost Sightings From Silverwood
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
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