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These are some lies we made up about Saline.
A colossal chameleon has occasionally been witnessed in a deserted neighborhood in close proximity to Saline.
The ghost of a young girl is every so often seen by Koch Warner Drain crying out people's names. Whatever folks express, it sure is a bloodcurdling phantom that is preferably not disturbed.
A gigantic panther is rumored to have been distinguished on numerous instances spitting at passing cars next to a gloomy road in the neighborhood of Saline.
The extraterrestrial commander of an extraterrestrial spacecraft can occasionally be made out beside the water's edge at Arnold Lake howling at the viewer to leave.
The spirit of a lady with half her head lost is repeatedly noticed posting an envelope at a Saline post office.
An alien from planet Pluto can regularly be seen concealing a body by a large rock in Buhr Park late in the night.
A gigantic coati can be witnessed very often downing regular from a fuel pump at a fuel station
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in Saline.
Snow White has occasionally been spotted conversing into the thin air as if somebody else was near.
A form with a skeleton face sporting murky robes is now and then perceived quite near Brighton Recreation Area gobbling a burger. One of the local residents determinedly declares that this ghost enjoys terrifying foolhardy people
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who are fearless enough to interrupt the tranquility in Saline. One thing is for guaranteed, this spirit undeniably is terrifying; one that you do not want to encounter before dawn.
A woman with an axe in her head may occasionally be observed walking a Rottweiler very late at night on a shadowy Saline avenue. Either way, it's a frightening spirit that any normal person wouldn't want to come across.
The ghost of a youthful Indian warrior was made out peeking through flat windows in Saline around midnight. Other sightings of this ghost have been conveyed.
The spirit of an airplane pilot emerged watching television in a Saline living room around midnight. Further folks close by have had similar happenings involving a similar spirit.
An enormous deer was spotted going through trash container on a Saline residential road.
Galileo showed up hanging in the air like a balloon in Saline.
A space alien from another solar system was spotted in a supermarket in the Saline vicinity.
A gargantuan lynx has frequently
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been observed trying on a shirt in a Saline building.
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Ghost Sightings From Saline
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Ghost Sightings From Saline
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
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