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These are some lies we made up about Roscommon.
A guy having the head of a leprechaun has purportedly been observed on frequent instances in a hardware store in the Roscommon neighborhood. People argue that this phantom is the struggling soul of a long dead Roscommon person who lived here.
The martian technician of an alien spacecraft can repeatedly be seen creeping out of a drain hole on a Roscommon lane at night.
A half decayed human cadaver may be perceived often down beside the water at Detroit Point going nuts. In any case, this is an unlikable ghost that should be let alone.
A colossal mountain goat has once in a while been witnessed examining the panorama from the highest spot of Birch Hill late at night.
The ghost of a grower sporting a farmer hat is once in a while noticed poking around in mailboxes on a dark night in Roscommon. A resident argues that this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was murdered while traveling through Roscommon before the present. No matter what people
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state, it's a menacing ghost that you wouldn't wish to run into at night.
A gigantic musk-ox has been said to have been made out on several occasions in Long Crossway Swamp around midnight attempting to conceal a body.
A space invader from the Moon can once in a while be perceived throwing pieces of wood into the water at Beaver Creek
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late at night.
Julius Ceasar has frequently been perceived downing motor oil at Robinson Creek Dam in the early morning hours.
A space alien from another galaxy is often spotted concealing a dead body by a sizeable rock in American Legion Park at night.
An extremely large waterbuck is known to have been observed on one or two instances performing a song on a xylophone in a Roscommon flat.
A young girl sporting a blood-splattered dress can repeatedly be spotted in a Roscommon school after midnight strolling the halls. One of the folks who live here definitely argues that this ghost is that of a local person who lived here in Roscommon long ago. One thing's for sure, it sure is a creepy spirit that any reasonable person would not want to meet.
An extraterrestrial can be noticed very frequently right by the entrance to Hartwick Pines State Park weeping.
A Stegosaurus has once in a while been seen in a mirror in a Roscommon flat; the ghost was only perceptible in the mirror.
A gentleman having a spear
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in his head is now and then distinguished in an apartment near Roscommon. Any which way, this spirit undoubtedly is creepy; one that should be left alone.
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Ghost Sightings From Roscommon
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Ghost Sightings From Roscommon
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
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