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These are some lies we made up about Romulus.
Leonardo da Vinci has sometimes been witnessed traveling on a llama beside a road near Romulus.
An enormous aardvark has purportedly been spotted on one or two occasions at a public phone in Romulus using the phone.
An martian tourist from outer space may now and then be noticed turning toward the observer in Atwood Park at the stroke of midnight.
Bigfoot has frequently been made out at midnight drifting down Adams Drain.
An extremely large frog is frequently made out screaming at the bystander to be off on the shore of Belleville Lake.
A very large mongoose has been distinguished on numerous instances throwing bricks along a wild road next to Romulus around midnight.
A female having the head of a beast may regularly be distinguished being in a neglected home in Romulus. One thing is for certain, this is an antagonistic phantom that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
A woman grasping her head under her arm can be spotted over
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and over again mounted on a moped on a shadowy highway right next door to Romulus.
A space invader from planet Neptune has occasionally been witnessed in Bald Mountain State Park outside the ranger station looking for a hat.
A huge snake is once in a while seen in an apartment in Romulus.
A space alien from another planet can sometimes
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be seen in a Romulus house.
An ET was perceived coming into sight in a closet mirror.
The alien pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship came into sight late at night hurrying after a passing vehicle on a gloomy highway near Romulus.
An extraterrestrial explorer from outer space was made out in the rear seat of a Ford by the driver seeing the ghost in her rear view mirror at midnight.
The ghost of a guy having half his head absent was noticed watering plants in the back garden of a flat in Romulus. There have been several testimonies involving this ghost in the vicinity. Residents assert that this ghost is the undeceased soul of a long forgotten Romulus person who lived here.
Johann Sebastian Bach was spotted by a person camping at a campground next to Romulus.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy has repeatedly been spotted seated on a couch in a home in Romulus.
A decapitated woman is known to have been spotted on one or two occasions staggering from trailer to trailer in the
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early morning hours before sunrise on a Romulus residential street. A local woman claims that this spirit is that of a local person who settled here in Romulus many years ago. In any case, it's a menacing ghost that should be let alone.
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Ghost Sightings From Romulus
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Ghost Sightings From Romulus
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
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