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These are some lies we made up about Rockwood.
The phantom of a farmer wearing a worn hat may often be distinguished in Affolter Park in the early morning hours before sunrise crying out names.
A colossal hamster may be distinguished very frequently chatting into the thin air as if someone besides was present.
A young girl in a bloody wedding gown has once in a while been made out in the middle of Baker and Green Drain yelling at the viewer to leave.
An ET has supposedly been perceived on many instances peeping through trailer windows in Rockwood late at night.
A man with a machete in his head can every now and then be observed in Detroit River before sunrise struggling to conceal a dead body. In any event, it's a menacing ghost that is preferably not disturbed.
An martian tourist from another world has often been made out beside the water at Crystal Bay stacking boulders.
An ET from outer space is regularly seen watching TV in a Rockwood living room on a dark night.
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huge chimpanzee can frequently be noticed on a Rockwood lane on a dark night.
A space invader can be distinguished repeatedly by the entrance to Bald Mountain State Park swallowing apple juice.
An alien voyager from another world has every so often been perceived floating in the air like a cloud in Rockwood.
An alien from another
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part of the galaxy is every so often spotted in a clothing store in the Rockwood area.
An extraterrestrial can occasionally be seen trying on shoes in a Rockwood residence.
The extraterrestrial crew member of a flying saucer was witnessed scrambling up from a drain hole on a Rockwood road late in the night.
A gentleman's body having the head of a rat came into sight poking around in mailboxes at night in Rockwood. Frightened by the bystanders the ghost made its way into the darkness. A number of of the people who live here argue this ghost likes scaring people who have the guts to upset the peace in Rockwood.
A female form appeared in a Rockwood secondary school at the stroke of midnight pacing the corridors. When witnessed the phantom came within reach of the bystander who then ran off. If you listen to the folks who live here, this ghost enjoys startling foolhardy people who come searching for ghosts in Rockwood.
Cinderella was distinguished in a mirror in a Rockwood house; the spirit was only detectable
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Ghost Sightings From Rockwood
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Ghost Sightings From Rockwood
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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