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These are some lies we made up about Rhodes.
An martian explorer from deep space came into sight dragging a dead body from the freezing water of Fish Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A gentleman with a big hole through his upper body was made out walking a Rottweiler at night on a dark Rhodes avenue. Many folks nearby have had similar incidents with an almost identical phantom. Lots of people who live here say this phantom is probably the undeceased phantom of a local resident who used to have a house here in Rhodes. Anyhow, it is indisputably a creepy ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
A giant fawn was observed staring through mobile home windows in Rhodes before dawn.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system has frequently been noticed rummaging around in garbage container on a Rhodes residential road.
An extremely large badger is repeatedly made out hovering in the air like a blimp in Rhodes.
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Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
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