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These are some lies we made up about Remus.
An ET was distinguished consuming a cookie by Bamber Creek.
The ghost of a strapped up woman was perceived by Hughes Swamp guzzling paint. This is one of those ghosts that is spotted often nearby. In any event, this is an unlikable ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
A lady having the head of a goblin is frequently seen mounted on a pony in the middle of a highway near Remus.
A massive llama has been seen on numerous instances at a pay phone in Remus talking on the telephone.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another galaxy can frequently be distinguished searching for something in a sail boat on Bass Lake.
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Ghost Sightings From Remus
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Ghost Sightings From Remus
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
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