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These are some lies we made up about Reed City.
An alien traveler from the cosmos was seen crawling up from a manhole on a Reed City residential road very late at night.
Alexander the Great was observed looking chilling on the shore of Lake No Sho Mo.
An extremely large raccoon has repeatedly been distinguished at Burt Creek in the early morning hours flinging pebbles into the flow.
The ghost of a youthful guy in a confederate uniform is repeatedly witnessed burying a cadaver by a sizeable rock in Albright Park in the early morning hours. According to what the residents assert, this spirit is almost certainly the undeparted spirit of a local person who used to have a house here in Reed City. Regardless of what folks utter, it unquestionably is a bloodcurdling phantom that is preferably not disturbed.
The Loch Ness Monster can repeatedly be made out musicalizing on a xylophone in a Reed City trailer.
A massive basilisk can be perceived often in a Reed City school before sunrise wandering
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the halls.
An extraterrestrial from space has occasionally been seen in a mirror in a Reed City trailer; the ghost was exclusively observable in the mirror.
The spirit of a street bum is now and then witnessed trying to locate a glove underneath a parked Pontiac in a Reed City parking lot at the stroke of midnight. One thing is for certain,
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this ghost certainly is scary; one that you wouldn't want to run into in the early morning hours.
The spirit of a youthful woman covered in blood can occasionally be distinguished in a Reed City area shoe store, walking the aisles.
A guy with a big hole through his upper body has regularly been spotted resting at the dining table in a Reed City apartment smoking a pipe.
A gentleman with the head of a leprechaun is regularly spotted at the entrance to Newaygo State Park reading a pamphlet.
A massive bighorn is rumored to have been witnessed on a handful of instances marching through a flat in Reed City.
A partly decayed human dead body may repeatedly be distinguished sniveling near Sleeping Bear Dunes National Lakeshore.
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My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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