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These are some lies we made up about Redford.
A lady with a blue-green face is sometimes witnessed by Ashcroft-Sherwood Drain smoking a cigar. Based on what the local residents argue, this phantom may well be a distinguished yesteryear dweller of Redford. In any case, this is a horrible ghost that should be stayed away from.
A massive frog is rumored to have been distinguished on a few instances in Algonquin Park in the early morning hours covering a body by a large boulder.
A man with a sword in his head can sometimes be seen taking a rest at a coffee table in a Redford residence.
A sizeable terrifying giant has regularly been spotted gazing at people in a Redford apartment through a peephole.
The alien crew member of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is regularly observed trying to flag down cars in the middle of a shady road in the vicinity of Redford.
A massive guinea pig has allegedly been spotted on several instances gulping gas from a pump at a fuel station in Redford.
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alien from Mars can frequently be spotted flashing a lantern outside the entrance to Bald Mountain State Park.
The spirit of a mail carrier has sometimes been perceived walking a Poodle after midnight on a gloomy Redford road.
A womanly figure has supposedly been made out on a small number of occasions looking through building windows
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in Redford before sunrise. No matter what, it's without a doubt a menacing phantom that is rather not interrupted.
A space man from the cosmos can now and then be observed searching through garbage container on a Redford residential road.
A huge otter was observed on a Redford lane on a dark night.
A space man came into sight gazing at a person snoozing in a bed in a home in Redford.
A gargantuan cat was perceived in an autopart store in the Redford vicinity.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of a flying saucer came into view struggling up from a manhole on a Redford avenue before sunrise.
A gigantic panther was perceived poking around in mailboxes at the stroke of midnight in Redford.
The Pied Piper was made out musicalizing on a guitar in a Redford mobile home.
The ghost of a man hauling a sword has repeatedly been distinguished in a Redford highschool before dawn striding the hallways.
A lady with larvae crawling out of her nostrils is frequently spotted in a residence outside Redford.
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huge coyote has been witnessed on many instances trying to locate a hat by a parked Chevy in a Redford parking lot on a dark night.
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Ghost Sightings From Redford
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Ghost Sightings From Redford
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
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