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A colossal panther can frequently be perceived going nuts down by the shore at Lake Esau.
An alien vacationer from another part of the galaxy can be observed over and over again tossing chunks of concrete down near the water at Birch Tree Point.
A womanly figure is from time to time noticed piling chunks of concrete in the middle of Bell River.
The ghost of a woman with a name carved into her head has allegedly been made out on frequent instances burying a dead body by a big boulder in Besser Natural Area late in the night. A local alleges that this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was killed while journeying through Presque Isle many years ago.
An alien from the cosmos was observed studying False Presque Isle Harbor in detail before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Presque Isle
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
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