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These are some lies we made up about Prescott.
Nicolaus Copernicus has once in a while been seen in an apartment in Prescott.
The extraterrestrial crew member of a UFO is every now and then spotted in a row boat on Forest Lake burning an object.
A colossal grizzly bear has purportedly been observed on many instances at the stroke of midnight floating down on Bear Creek.
An extraterrestrial traveler from space can once in a while be observed in a Prescott trailer.
The phantom of a woman with a dagger in her chest was observed strolling along a wild road in close proximity to Prescott. The viewer was frightened and escaped. In any event, it's a menacing ghost that is rather not disrupted.
An Allosaurus became visible showing up in a bedroom mirror.
A space man from outer space was distinguished relaxing in an armchair in a residence near Prescott.
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Ghost Sightings From Prescott
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Ghost Sightings From Prescott
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
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