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A wandering ghost has been noticed on numerous instances rummaging around in the refrigerator in the kitchen of a Port Sanilac trailer in the early morning hours. Scores of residents declare this ghost is that of a local who had a home here in Port Sanilac a long time ago.
A gigantic rabbit has regularly been observed in Sanilac County Park in the early morning hours before sunrise scraping out an opening.
A Chupacabra is frequently distinguished sitting at a coffee table in a Port Sanilac building.
The ghost of a young-looking Indian fighter has supposedly been witnessed on a few occasions mid stream in Big Creek guzzling blood from a cup.
A massive bat can repeatedly be observed at New London Point around midnight gazing down into the water.
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Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
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