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An alien traveler from another galaxy may every now and then be witnessed watching cable in a Portland living room before sunrise.

Nicolaus Copernicus was noticed going through trash cans on a Portland street.

A space man from the cosmos emerged looking at the water by Portland Municipal Dam at midnight.

The ghost of a strapped up gentleman was witnessed hanging in the air like a helium balloon in Portland. Additional reports of this ghost have been reported. Well, it is unquestionably a scary ghost that should be avoided.
An enormous burro appeared in Portland State Game Area very late at night moving orbs about.

A colossal hartebeest was spotted by Ayers Branch calling out names of people.

The spirit of a bum was witnessed looking at a person sleeping on a mattress in a mobile home in Portland. Other folks in the vicinity have had matching experiences with a similar ghost.

The martian pilot of an unidentified flying object has repeatedly been perceived in a store in the Portland vicinity.

An martian vacationer from outer space is often witnessed trying on a shirt in a Portland residence.

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