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These are some lies we made up about Perrinton.
A gargantuan iguana has often been observed covering a body by a big boulder in Maple River State Game Area after midnight.
The alien mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is regularly made out chucking rocks into the flow at Hayworth Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A lady lacking a head may frequently be observed drinking fuel from a fuel pump at a fuel station in Perrinton. Residents who have spotted this phantom argue this phantom is in all probability the undeparted phantom of a local resident who used to have a house here in Perrinton.
A gargantuan kangaroo has from time to time been made out on the pinnacle of The Island on a dark night surveying the vista.
An alien tourist from deep space is now and then made out discussing into the night as if someone besides was present.
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Ghost Sightings From Perrinton
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Ghost Sightings From Perrinton
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
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