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These are some lies we made up about Perkins.
A giant springbok may frequently be seen becoming visible in a restroom mirror.
The ghost of a young man having on a confederate uniform can be spotted time and again in the middle of Boudreau Creek scaring people.
A massive gnu has every so often been perceived after midnight running after a passing pickup on a shady road in the neighborhood of Perkins.
Christopher Columbus is once in a while distinguished in the rear seat of a vehicle by the driver noticing the ghost in her rear view mirror around midnight.
The phantom of a street bum has allegedly been spotted on numerous occasions picking flowers in the yard of an apartment in Perkins. One of the local residents strongly declares that this ghost may perhaps be a recognized past local of Perkins. No matter what, it is indisputably a terrifying ghost that should be kept away from.
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Ghost Sightings From Perkins
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Ghost Sightings From Perkins
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
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