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These are some lies we made up about Onaway.
The alien commander of an alien spaceship was witnessed being in a deserted structure in Onaway.
An extraterrestrial tourist from the cosmos was perceived gazing irritably at the onlooker in Onaway State Park in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A massive hedgehog has regularly been noticed by Bowen Creek going crazy.
The ghost of a dispossessed gentleman is frequently distinguished standing by a secluded highway close to Onaway.
The phantom of a young cowboy has been said to have been seen on one or two occasions being carried by a Harley on a gloomy road right next door to Onaway. It has been claimed that this particular ghost may well be a recognized old days dweller of Onaway.
A space invader from deep space may frequently be distinguished in a residence in Onaway.
A colossal hartebeest can be made out very often eating a hotdog in Aloha State Park right by the ranger station.
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Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
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