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These are some lies we made up about Okemos.
A female with a sword in her head was seen trying to flag down cars down a murky road in the neighborhood of Okemos. When observed the ghost came close to the witness who then ran off. Several of those who live here declare this ghost loves frightening foolhardy folks who have the guts to upset the silence in Okemos. Regardless of what, it's a chilling ghost that you do not want to run into at night.
A space alien from Venus appeared mailing a box at an Okemos post office.
An ET from another world was observed swallowing diesel from a fuel pump at a gas station in Okemos.
The ghost of a youthful Indian combatant has regularly been noticed tossing bricks into Park Lake in the early morning hours before sunrise. One thing's for sure, it indisputably is a menacing ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
The martian commander of an alien spaceship is frequently observed conversing into the thin air as if someone besides was in attendance.
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martian vacationer from outer space has supposedly been observed on one or two instances at midnight ascending out of Chandler Marsh covered in mud.
A space alien from the Moon can often be perceived peeking through apartment windows in Okemos at midnight.
A gigantic porpoise can be observed very often in Carl G Fenner Arboretum before
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sunrise concealing a body by a big boulder.
An alien from another solar system has every now and then been seen at Banta Drain in the early morning hours hurling stones into the water.
The ghost of an airplane pilot is now and then noticed trying to say something quite near the entrance to Cambridge State Historic Park.
A very large coyote is known to have been witnessed on several instances watching TV in an Okemos living room late in the night.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart can from time to time be perceived on an Okemos street in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A space alien is often distinguished hovering in the air like a cloud in Okemos.
The martian captain of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has purportedly been observed on several instances gazing at a guy sleeping on a futon in a mobile home in Okemos.
A space man from Mars may frequently be made out in a convenience store in the Okemos vicinity.
An extremely large addax may be perceived very often climbing out of a manhole
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on an Okemos avenue at midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Okemos
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Ghost Sightings From Okemos
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
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