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These are some lies we made up about Newport.
The ghost of a 9 feet high massive person has now and then been made out sitting at the dining table in a Newport residence struggling to grab something. According to the residents, this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was murdered while journeying through Newport in the past.
An alien voyager from another planet is every now and then spotted looking down into the water at Brest Bay on a dark night.
An alien from Jupiter has purportedly been seen on a small number of occasions at Baker and Green Drain in the early morning hours before sunrise throwing rocks into the flowing water.
The ghost of a lady with half her head not there may once in a while be noticed marching through a home in Newport.
A space man from space has repeatedly been witnessed appearing scary by Mouille March.
A space man is often noticed facing the observer in Pointe Mouillee State Game Area around midnight.
A lady with an axe in her head has
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been distinguished on a handful of instances by Turning Basin at midnight gazing at the water. One thing is for guaranteed, it indisputably is a creepy spirit that is preferably not interrupted.
The ghost of a young Indian combatant can repeatedly be perceived being carried by a mule down a highway outside Newport.
An martian traveler
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from another planet may be noticed often staggering through a home next to Newport.
A big bloodcurdling beast is once in a while spotted marching through a Newport neighborhood burial ground.
An alien from the cosmos has supposedly been made out on numerous occasions stacking pebbles along a desolate highway close to Newport at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of a strong lumberjack carrying a sizeable axe may sometimes be made out near Bald Mountain State Park trashing a picture. According to what the local residents claim, this ghost enjoys startling unwise people who are fearless enough to disturb the peace in Newport.
A gargantuan musk-ox was observed being in a vacant dwelling in Newport.
The martian crew member of an alien spacecraft showed up standing by a wild highway in close proximity to Newport.
A giant guanaco was noticed being carried by a motorcycle on a murky road near Newport.
A Pterodactyl came into sight in a Newport apartment.
A gigantic iguana was perceived staggering along
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a secluded road in the neighborhood of Newport.
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Ghost Sightings From Newport
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Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
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