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The extraterrestrial technician of an alien spaceship was observed drifting down Onion Creek before sunrise.
A space alien from Pluto was observed marching from flat to flat before sunrise on a New Lothrop lane.
A space man from outer space was spotted rummaging around in a closet in the bedroom of a New Lothrop apartment at the stroke of midnight.
The martian technician of an unidentified flying object has repeatedly been made out sitting at the dining table in a New Lothrop flat.
Frankenstein's Monster is frequently made out staring at people in a New Lothrop mobile home through an air vent.
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What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
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