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These are some lies we made up about Muskegon.
A female with larvae crawling out of her mouth has once in a while been distinguished peeking through apartment windows in Muskegon late at night.
An Iguanodon is from time to time seen throwing pieces of wood into Carr Lake late at night.
A huge wombat is rumored to have been seen on a few instances at Indian Point in the early morning hours before sunrise staring down into the water.
The ghost of a lady with a switchblade in her back can from time to time be noticed talking into the thin air by Sanford Bayou. Nevertheless, it undeniably is a chilling ghost that you do not want to come across very late at night.
A woman having the head of a beast has regularly been noticed reading a newspaper in Aamodt Park in the early morning hours. A number of of those who live here say this ghost is almost certainly the undeparted ghost of a resident who used to live here in Muskegon.
A very large crow is repeatedly perceived rummaging around in
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trash container on a Muskegon lane.
The ghost of a gentleman having half his head lost is known to have been observed on a small number of instances hovering in the air like a hot-air balloon in Muskegon. In any case, this ghost certainly is terrifying; one that any wise person would not want to encounter.
A giant cow can frequently be
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made out looking at an old man slumbering on a futon in a home in Muskegon.
Archimedes can be witnessed time and again drifting along on Bear Creek at night.
A beheaded woman has once in a while been spotted in a convenience store in the Muskegon area.
A gigantic alligator is from time to time spotted in Charles Mears State Park outside the park headquarters reasoning.
An extraterrestrial from another world has allegedly been observed on one or two instances trying on clothes in a Muskegon building.
A space invader was observed crawling up from a manhole on a Muskegon avenue on a dark night.
An martian explorer from another galaxy was seen nosing around in mailboxes at night in Muskegon.
A space invader from another world was seen playing a piece of music on a harpsichord in a Muskegon building.
The ghost of a young girl was perceived in a mirror in a Muskegon building; the ghost was exclusively observable in the mirror. This is one of those ghosts that is seen time and again close by.
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It's been asserted that this exact ghost is the tormented soul of a long dead Muskegon person who lived here. No matter what, this is an intimidating spirit that should be let alone.
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Ghost Sightings From Muskegon
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Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
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