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These are some lies we made up about Mullett Lake.
A gargantuan koodoo has once in a while been spotted mounding pebbles down next to the water at Dodge Point.
A giant lion has allegedly been observed on a handful of occasions on the shore of Mullett Lake devastating an object.
Marco Polo may sometimes be seen walking through a mobile home in Mullett Lake.
A huge leopard has repeatedly been made out traveling on a pony next to a highway near Mullett Lake.
The ghost of a flight attendant is frequently witnessed gulping motor oil right by the entrance to Aloha State Park. No matter what, it certainly is a menacing phantom that you shouldn't go looking for.
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Ghost Sightings From Mullett Lake
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Ghost Sightings From Mullett Lake
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
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