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An martian traveler from another solar system is regularly noticed traveling on a stallion next to a highway in the vicinity of Mount Pleasant.
Leonardo da Vinci has allegedly been observed on a handful of instances marching through an apartment outside Mount Pleasant.
A space invader from deep space may often be observed hiding a dead body by a large rock in Chipp-A-Water Park after midnight.
The phantom of a guy gripping a sword can be made out very often bass fishing from the water's edge of Grewes Lakes in the early morning hours. Whichever way, it without a doubt is a menacing ghost that any sane person would not want to meet.
A space invader has occasionally been made out in a phone booth in Mount Pleasant using the telephone.
An enormous rabbit is occasionally made out flinging pebbles into the current at Figg Drain in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a female having words etched into her head has purportedly been witnessed
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on a handful of instances strolling through a Mount Pleasant neighborhood graveyard. If you listen to the residents, this ghost is probably the struggling ghost of a resident who used to have a home here in Mount Pleasant. In any case, this is a hostile ghost that should be left alone.
A female with larvae crawling out of her ears can occasionally
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be seen calling names of people down a secluded road near Mount Pleasant late at night. Loads of residents argue this phantom is the struggling spirit of a former Mount Pleasant person who lived here.
A huge ferret was made out being in an empty home in Mount Pleasant.
The extraterrestrial pilot of a UFO was distinguished looking irritably at the onlooker in Wilson State Park at the park headquarters.
A massive ewe appeared standing by a wild highway right next door to Mount Pleasant.
A gigantic mink was perceived being carried by a bicycle on a shady highway in the vicinity of Mount Pleasant.
An martian traveler from another galaxy was perceived in a Mount Pleasant flat.
The ghost of a tied up female has often been made out pacing next to a secluded road outside Mount Pleasant.
A large terrifying giant is frequently witnessed becoming visible in a restroom mirror.
A space alien from another planet has been seen on one or two occasions relaxing on a stool in a flat in the vicinity of Mount
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BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
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