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These are some lies we made up about Montague.
A gentleman having a knife in his head is occasionally spotted having a seat on a bench in a mobile home in Montague.
A gentleman's body having the head of a goat has been noticed on a few instances gazing down into the water at Dowies Point very late at night.
The alien mechanic of a flying saucer can every now and then be noticed struggling to articulate something beneath a streetlamp in Montague.
A giant snake was seen twinkling a lantern in Birch Brook.
An ET from Pluto came into view going through a bookshelf in the living room of a Montague home before sunrise.
A feminine figure was spotted pulling a cadaver through some bushes in Medbery Park at night. This ghost is fantastically active in this vicinity; there have been several additional reports of this individual ghost.
A gargantuan guinea pig came into view looking frightening in a rubber boat on Austin Lake.
Ludwig van Beethoven was made out gazing at people
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in a Montague mobile home through an air vent.
A space invader from another solar system was made out in a desolate place close to Montague.
The spirit of a lady having numbers engraved into her head is regularly perceived going out of control by Charles Mears State Park.
A huge chameleon has supposedly been witnessed on frequent
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instances sending a letter at a Montague post office.
The martian crew member of an unidentified flying object may often be distinguished discussing into the night as if somebody else was present.
An martian vacationer from space may be witnessed time and again walking a dog around midnight on a shadowy Montague residential street.
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Ghost Sightings From Montague
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Ghost Sightings From Montague
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
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