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These are some lies we made up about Monroe.
A gargantuan lion was made out at a coin operated phone in Monroe talking on the phone.
Henry VIII has frequently been spotted swallowing motor oil next to the water at Brest Bay.
A colossal elk is regularly witnessed in Sterling State Park late at night smoking a cigar.
A centaur has been said to have been observed on numerous instances walking through a Monroe area churchyard.
A fairly rotten human cadaver can be made out very often gripping a cranium at Turning Basin on a dark night. Regardless of what, it indisputably is a terrifying ghost that should be avoided.
An extremely large armadillo is now and then perceived hauling a body from the ice cold water of Barry Babcock and Baker Drain around midnight.
A big scary giant has supposedly been spotted on a small number of instances howling down a deserted road outside Monroe in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The martian crew member of a flying saucer can
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sometimes be noticed being in an abandoned building in Monroe.
A female burning, grasping a gasoline container has repeatedly been noticed standing by a wild road near Monroe. A man who lives here alleges that this ghost may be the spirit of a local who passed on here in Monroe a long time ago.
The ghost of a youthful air force pilot
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is repeatedly spotted startling people by Dodge Brothers State Park No 4.
An alien explorer from outer space is rumored to have been observed on numerous instances in a residence in Monroe.
An extremely large goat can regularly be distinguished pacing by a desolate road outside Monroe.
A gargantuan mynah bird can be perceived very frequently becoming visible in a bedroom mirror.
An extraterrestrial from planet Pluto has every so often been witnessed seated on a couch in a home in the neighborhood of Monroe.
An Icthyosaurus is once in a while distinguished late at night following a passing Ford on a shady road in close proximity to Monroe.
A youthful girl wearing a bloody prom dress is known to have been made out on several instances in the backseat of a car by the driver spotting the ghost in his rear view mirror very late at night.
A lady with a blue face can from time to time be distinguished by a man fishing by a lake near Monroe. Whatever folks utter, this spirit unquestionably is bloodcurdling;
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one that is better not disrupted.
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Ghost Sightings From Monroe
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Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
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