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These are some lies we made up about Milan.
The ghost of a woman with a plastic bag strapped around her head is frequently observed dispatching an envelope at a Milan post office. A number of of those who live here allege this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was killed while journeying through Milan some time ago. In any case, this spirit indisputably is creepy; one that you would not want to encounter late at night.
A giant okapi has supposedly been distinguished on frequent occasions slurping diesel from a pump at a gas station in Milan.
A big creepy phantom can often be seen chatting into the air as if someone besides was there. If you talk to the local residents, this phantom is that of a resident who had a house here in Milan some decades ago. Regardless of what, this is an unsympathetic phantom that you shouldn't go looking for.
The ghost of a young-looking guy sporting a confederate uniform may be noticed often floating by on Bear Creek late in the night. According to what
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the locals argue, this ghost takes pleasure in terrifying unwise people who are bold enough to interrupt the tranquility in Milan. No matter what folks say, it sure is a scary ghost that is preferably not disrupted.
Nicolaus Copernicus has from time to time been seen peeping through trailer windows in Milan before dawn.
A gigantic hamster
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is now and then observed watching TV in a Milan living room at night.
The spirit of a tied up gentleman has been spotted on a few instances rummaging around in trash container on a Milan residential street. People here who have spotted this ghost argue this ghost likes terrifying folks who come searching for ghosts in Milan. One thing's for sure, this is a horrible phantom that you do not want to bump into after midnight.
A Triceratops can occasionally be witnessed struggling to state something by the entrance to Brighton Recreation Area.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system has often been spotted on a Milan residential road very late at night.
The spirit of a hobo is often noticed gazing at an old woman slumbering on a couch in a building in Milan. In any case, it's a terrifying ghost that any rational person wouldn't wish to meet.
An extraterrestrial can regularly be witnessed in a supermarket in the Milan vicinity.
The extraterrestrial technician of a flying saucer may be made out frequently
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ascending up from a manhole on a Milan road late in the night.
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Ghost Sightings From Milan
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Ghost Sightings From Milan
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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