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These are some lies we made up about Metamora.
A space alien from another world has now and then been observed swallowing motor oil in Metamora-Hadley State Recreation Area very late at night.
An extraterrestrial is from time to time seen in the middle of Kintz Creek smoking a cigar.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another part of the galaxy has purportedly been seen on many occasions gazing at the sight from the peak of Mount Christie very late at night.
An ET from deep space can once in a while be distinguished looking for a man by the water's edge at Beaver Lake.
The ghost of a terribly charred female has repeatedly been seen in a Metamora house. Regardless of what folks verbalize, this is an unfriendly ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
An extremely large shrew has been said to have been seen on frequent instances marching down a wild road near Metamora.
The ghost of a man having a word carved into his forehead can regularly be noticed coming into sight in a bathroom
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mirror.
The phantom of a badly mangled huntsman hauling a dead moose has from time to time been made out after midnight following a passing Jeep on a shady road next to Metamora.
An ET is sometimes noticed in the rear seat of a Toyota by the driver observing the ghost in his rear view mirror late at night.
A colossal gorilla has
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allegedly been observed on frequent occasions shifting orbs around in Bald Mountain State Park near the park headquarters.
Nicolaus Copernicus may every now and then be spotted picking flowers in the back yard of a residence in Metamora.
The phantom of a young female with a wire around her neck was seen resting in an armchair in a home in Metamora. This ghost is enormously active in this vicinity; there have been several additional reports of this precise ghost.
An extremely large civet appeared looking irritably at the witness underneath a lamppost in Metamora.
An incredibly bloodcurdling ghost was observed rummaging around in the refrigerator in the kitchen of a Metamora building around midnight. This is one of those ghosts that is seen frequently in close proximity. A local argues that this ghost can be the spirit of a local who passed on here in Metamora before the present.
A Plateosaurus became visible looking at folks in a Metamora house through a keyhole.
A gigantic chipmunk was distinguished in a secluded place near Metamora.
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Ghost Sightings From Metamora
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Ghost Sightings From Metamora
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
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