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These are some lies we made up about Menominee.
An extraterrestrial from the Moon is from time to time seen resting in an armchair in a home outside Menominee.
A massive hartebeest is rumored to have been distinguished on several instances at midnight chasing a passing Toyota on a gloomy highway close to Menominee.
A space alien from deep space has often been made out smoking a pipe in John Henes Park late in the night.
An ET is repeatedly distinguished at First Marinette Dam late in the night reading a book.
The ghost of an 11 feet huge guy is known to have been observed on frequent instances in the rear seat of a car by the driver seeing the ghost in her rear view mirror before dawn.
A Brachiosaurus may repeatedly be perceived up on Indian Mound howling.
The ghost of a woman with half her head lost can be perceived time and again by Wright Slough staring. Scores of folks who live here declare this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was killed while journeying through Menominee
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a long time ago.
A female with a spear in her head is now and then observed trying to grab something down by the water at Hall Point.
A drifting ghost is known to have been perceived on a small number of occasions on a dark night studying Menekaunee Shoal in detail.
An alien tourist from another galaxy was perceived in the middle
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of Birch Creek thinking.
An ET from Saturn came into view cleaning a blood-covered bed sheet in Chappee Rapids at midnight.
The ghost of an airplane pilot was perceived cutting grass in the back garden of a flat in Menominee. The ghost spoke about revenging an assassination. Locals allege that this ghost likes frightening folks who have the courage to disturb the serenity in Menominee. In any case, this spirit undoubtedly is scary; one that you wouldn't want to bump into on a dark night.
The bloodcurdling ghost of a Hun came into view yelling names of people near the entrance to J. W. Wells State Park. The eye witness got scared and fled.
A space invader from another galaxy was noticed by an old man hunting in a forest in close proximity to Menominee.
A guy that transformed into a vampire was perceived resting in an armchair in a trailer in Menominee. The ghost reacted to the eye witness.
A massive wolverine has regularly been made out shouting at the onlooker to beat it beneath a streetlamp in Menominee.
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luminous human figure is often witnessed browsing through a cabinet in the bathroom of a Menominee home at the stroke of midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Menominee
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Ghost Sightings From Menominee
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
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