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A massive donkey is repeatedly perceived very late at night floating down on Allen Drain.
A semi decomposed human cadaver is rumored to have been noticed on several occasions peeking through mobile home windows in Melvindale after midnight.
An alien voyager from another solar system may frequently be distinguished watching shows in a Melvindale living room at midnight.
A woman afire, hauling a kerosene tank may be observed over and over again late at night struggling out of Baby Creek covered in dirty water.
The ghost of a youthful air force pilot has occasionally been spotted on a Melvindale residential road at night.
A lady with a blue-green face is every now and then noticed in Ahrens Field at night burying a body by a sizeable rock.
A huge dugong is known to have been noticed on one or two occasions looking down into the water at Point Hennepin on a dark night.
The phantom of a delivery man may from time to time
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be made out scrutinizing Mamajuda Island Shoal in detail after midnight.
A gargantuan ermine has regularly been observed searching for a woman in Bald Mountain State Park quite near the park headquarters.
A female character is repeatedly spotted staring at an old man snoozing on a mattress in a building in Melvindale. No matter what,
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it's a menacing phantom that is preferably not messed with.
The ghost of a woman with a word cut into her forehead can frequently be distinguished trying on a shirt in a Melvindale house. One of the people who live here determinedly declares that this ghost gets pleasure from frightening folks who come trying to locate ghosts in Melvindale.
A space alien from space may be perceived very frequently nosing around in mailboxes before sunrise in Melvindale.
A woman with maggots crawling out of her nostrils has every so often been perceived playing a piece of music on a flute in a Melvindale house. Several people argue this ghost may be the soul of a local who passed on here in Melvindale some decades ago.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an alien spacecraft is now and then observed in a Melvindale school at night striding the hallways.
The ghost of a woman with a knife in her heart has been said to have been distinguished on a few occasions in a mirror in a Melvindale apartment; the ghost was solely noticeable in the
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Ghost Sightings From Melvindale
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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