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These are some lies we made up about Maybee.
The ghost of a man in a military outfit emerged throwing bricks in Amos Palmer Drain. When perceived the phantom came near the witness who then ran off.
A female with a spear sticking out of her head was seen searching through a fridge in the kitchen of a Maybee mobile home on a dark night. There have been many accounts regarding this ghost in the neighborhood. A local woman declares that this spirit is the undead spirit of a former Maybee local resident.
A large bloodcurdling dragon was witnessed resting at the kitchen counter in a Maybee residence.
A space invader from planet Mars was noticed looking at folks in a Maybee mobile home through a door crack.
The armor of a medieval knight with no person inside has often been observed hovering by a murky highway near Maybee.
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Ghost Sightings From Maybee
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Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
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