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These are some lies we made up about Mattawan.
The ghost of a young air force pilot is from time to time distinguished by Campbell Creek stacking chunks of concrete.
A gigantic badger has purportedly been witnessed on frequent occasions seated on a couch in a building in Mattawan.
A woman with a green face was seen searching for an object beneath a streetlamp in Mattawan. The spirit mentioned avenging a homicide.
A big bloodcurdling beast emerged slurping water by Mud Lake.
The alien captain of an unidentified flying object was spotted striding from house to house before dawn on a Mattawan residential street.
A massive mountain goat materialized going through a closet in the bedroom of a Mattawan building at the stroke of midnight.
A guy with a sword in his head was perceived looking at folks in a Mattawan residence through an air vent. The watcher got freaked out and fled. One thing is for certain, it undoubtedly is a frightening ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
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guy's body with the head of a sheep has often been perceived in a secluded place near Mattawan. Any which way, this ghost sure is menacing; one that is better not messed with.
A gargantuan gnu is repeatedly distinguished posting a parcel at a Mattawan post office.
The ghost of a guy clutching a sword may regularly be distinguished yelling
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in Fort Custer State Recreation Area at the ranger station. If you listen to the local residents, this spirit is the struggling spirit of a former Mattawan local person. In any case, it's a chilling ghost that you don't want to come across at night.
An martian vacationer from another planet may be observed very often downing regular from a fuel pump at a fuel station in Mattawan.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy has from time to time been observed conversing into the air as if someone else was nearby.
An enormous guanaco is now and then noticed walking a Rottweiler late at night on a dark Mattawan road.
The alien mechanic of an alien spaceship is known to have been witnessed on several instances watching cable in a Mattawan living room after midnight.
A massive hamster has regularly been noticed rummaging around in trash container on a Mattawan avenue.
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Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
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