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These are some lies we made up about Marlette.
The spirit of a youthful guy dressed in a coat can often be noticed in a home in the vicinity of Marlette. Local people who have witnessed this ghost claim this ghost enjoys frightening unwise people who come seeking ghosts in Marlette.
Archimedes can be perceived repeatedly heaving chunks of concrete into the stream at Beaver Creek in the early morning hours.
A beheaded guy has once in a while been perceived trying to find a map by a parked Jeep in a Marlette parking lot in the early morning hours.
The phantom of a surgeon with a bloody uniform is once in a while spotted trying to say something after midnight on a park bench in Marlette.
An alien has purportedly been perceived on a small number of occasions taking a rest at a table in a Marlette residence flashing a kerosene lamp.
A lady with her head and both legs sliced off can occasionally be noticed strolling through a house in Marlette. In any case, this spirit certainly is scary; one
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that you don't want to come across before sunrise.
An enormous dromedary was perceived quite near Albert E. Sleeper State Park rearranging orbs about.
An martian explorer from space became visible being carried by a horse in the middle of a road right next door to Marlette.
A space alien from Mars was distinguished strolling through
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a residence right next door to Marlette.
An ET from another part of the galaxy came into view at a coin operated phone in Marlette using the phone.
The martian mechanic of a flying saucer was noticed yelling at the witness to go away next to a secluded highway in the neighborhood of Marlette around midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Marlette
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
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