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These are some lies we made up about Mancelona.
An martian explorer from the cosmos has from time to time been noticed staring at people in a Mancelona house through a peephole.
An extremely large weasel is rumored to have been made out on one or two instances washing a blood-splattered pillow in Scotts Spring around midnight.
A space alien from Jupiter can every so often be made out trying to flag down cars alongside a gloomy highway in the neighborhood of Mancelona.
A space man from deep space was spotted monitoring the panorama from the apex of Mount Bundy at night.
A very large wolf became visible going bananas by Cascade Creek.
An army outfit strolling around devoid of a body in it was witnessed posting a letter at a Mancelona post office. When noticed the phantom came up to the eye witness who then fled. If you listen to the residents, this ghost can be the spirit of a local who passed on here in Mancelona some time ago. One thing's for certain, this is an intimidating ghost
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that is better not upset.
The extraterrestrial captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship became visible verbalizing into the night as if someone besides was present.
The ghost of a critically charred female was seen walking a Great Dane late at night on a gloomy Mancelona road. There have been further testimonies on the subject of this
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ghost in the vicinity.
A space alien from Saturn has regularly been distinguished watching movies in a Mancelona living room at midnight.
A space man from another galaxy is often spotted browsing through trash cans on a Mancelona lane.
The alien technician of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is known to have been observed on a small number of occasions smoking a cigar right by the entrance to Burt Lake State Park.
One of the three Little Pigs may repeatedly be perceived near the entrance to Sleeping Bear Dunes National Lakeshore discussing into the night.
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Ghost Sightings From Mancelona
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Ghost Sightings From Mancelona
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
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