Lyons

 
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A gentleman with a knife in his head is from time to time witnessed dragging a dead body from the chilly water of Ayers Branch in the early morning hours before sunrise. No matter what, it sure is a scary phantom that you don't want to run into at night.

A space invader from planet Mercury has been said to have been perceived on several instances by Portland Municipal Dam late in the night gazing at the water.

An alien from another world may from time to time be perceived in the rear seat of a VW by the driver distinguishing the phantom in his rear view mirror very late at night.
    
The martian crew member of an alien spacecraft has frequently been spotted raking leaves in the front garden of a building in Lyons.

A gigantic canary is frequently perceived seated on a sofa in a home in Lyons.

 

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